16 | 6.10.2014 | Marching Band Captain | Lacrosse | I like 🐢

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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(via sloshes)

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8 hours ago

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via phobias)

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3 days ago

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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(via cuntology)

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3 days ago

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via catholic-boys)

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3 days ago

communistbakery:

a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars

(Source: communistbakery, via phobias)

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3 days ago

(via chuckhansen)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via foreverstrong101)

I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
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3 days ago

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

(via phobias)

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3 days ago

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via love-can-still-inspire)

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3 days ago

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

(via flewor)

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3 days ago

relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

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(via hotboyproblems)

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3 days ago
jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via vvhereabouts)

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3 days ago

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

(via lasagnababy)

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3 days ago
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