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sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via cremrebellion)

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richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

(Source: homophobic, via cremrebellion)

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sassykardashian:

people who answer questions on yahoo answers saying “I’m not doing your hw for you”

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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

(via im-just-ty)

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rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

rhyse:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

i want to skateboard on it

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playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

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