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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy, via notenuf)

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dciphan:

Here, lemme show you where your dot is…

dciphan:

Here, lemme show you where your dot is…

(via drumnspookycorps)

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fantasizingfunerals:

aerozakdyl:

brobro 😂❤️

Aw I love you little brother c: <3 

fantasizingfunerals:

aerozakdyl:

brobro 😂❤️

Aw I love you little brother c: <3 

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liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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(Source: liquidglue, via hotboyproblems)

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sunworldstories:

drug-st0re:

byron130:

18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

sunworldstories:

drug-st0re:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

(via sweatergoblin)

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julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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(Source: topharry2014, via heavymetalpizza)

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uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay, via the-joshington-post)

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suspend:

nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin

(via causeafxckingriot)

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breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

(Source: angelanthem, via greed)

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woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

(via hotboyproblems)

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Friend:So what did you do last night?
Me:OMG I slept with my boyfriend!
Friend:WHAT!? You have a boyfriend!? Who is it?
Me:My bed.
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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via the-joshington-post)

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Maya Angelou (via mehfil)

(Source: relegere, via causeafxckingriot)

When was the last time anyone ever told you how important you are?
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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via sloshes)

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